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Posted on 24th Aug at 3:50 PM, with 393 notes
blackunic0rn:

Sharky suggested I draw Whirl riding a unicorn.
Like I could resist. <3

blackunic0rn:

Sharky suggested I draw Whirl riding a unicorn.

Like I could resist. <3

Posted on 24th Aug at 3:43 PM, with 21 notes
"I’ve spent years weaning myself off figurative language. It clouds the facts. I occasionally resort to a simile if the situation absolutely demands it, but I remain intensely distrustful of extended metaphors."
—     —Ultra Magnus
Posted on 24th Aug at 1:09 PM, with 18,501 notes

reidilly:

what if one day Cecil goes “and now, the weather” 

and then he like actually starts talking about the fucking weather

like what the fuck would you do

Posted on 24th Aug at 12:09 PM, with 13,284 notes
Imagine GLaDOS as a GPS though

the-chilz:

"Turn left. You monster."
“Oh, you missed your turn. That’s alright. It’s not like I gave you an advanced warning or anything. Oh wait. I did. Three of them.”
“Now I have to recalculate the entire route. Again. By myself.”
“Congratulations.  You’ve gotten us so lost even I don’t know where we are.” *slow clap*

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